Purple Ronnie’s Guide To Girls

This book is full of all sorts of secrets about girls.

A Sex Goddess’ bod turns grown-up men into dribbling babies. Earth Mothers can tie their bosoms together behind their backs. Posh Girls always give each other very embarrassing nicknames. Girly Girls always cry when they get married.

“I would just like to say before you read this book that really I think all girls are smashing” — Purple Ronnie