Native Tongue / Striptease

NATIVE TONGUE

PR man Joe Wilder didn’t believe the theft of the last two blue-tongued voles on Earth from a billionaire’s Florida theme park. He just wrote the story. Asking questions later was his biggest mistake.

Before he could say Robbie Raccoon, he was hiding out in the Everglades with a one-eyed man and a gun-toting granny in pink curlers – and ready to put the skids on the craziest crime con in the history of the state …

STRIPTEASE

‘The world is a sewer… and we’re all dodging s*!* …

Welcome to the Eager Beaver… not just a topless fun palace in the heart of southern Florida’s deadliest human swamp, but the mega-sleazy backdrop to the juiciest scandal in Miami’s entirely colourful history. It’s enough to say it begins with the sex-addled political fixer Moldy Moldwoski, Erin the beautiful stripper and a champagne bottle … and ends in a riotous cocktail of blackmail, comedy and cover-ups starring grotesques great and small.