Rhinocerotic Relativity

Success and happiness can be yours if you do the opposite of what everyone else is doing!

“Another classic example of the rich exploiting the poor…capitalist pig garbage!”
–American Socialist Quarterly

“Alexander is obviously a very naive, idealistic person who has no concept of what the real world is all about.”
–Anti-Christian League

“…very shallow…disgusting…it’s a wonder that trash like this gets printed at all!”
–Evolution and Anthropology Magazine

“It’s frightening that there are people like Alexander out there. There should be a law to restrict the distribution of books like this.”
–Federal Dept. of Economic Equality