I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes

Cath Murphy, second-grade teacher, was feeling awkward and foolish, but also she felt this: quirky, cocky, small, funny, wicked and extremely blonde.

As her mother liked to say, all meetings with new people, even locksmiths or seven-year-olds, can make you a little afraid.

She was about to meet her new class and she had just met the new teacher: Warren Woodford.

However Cath Murphy has yet to meet the Zing family.